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Dear Diary, Does This Cancer Make My Ass Look Fat? Amazon

What, you’ve never worn a coconut bra to chemotherapy? At thirty-six, Kimberly considered herself lucky – her life revolved around coffee, cats, and cracking jokes. Unfortunately, another “C” word lurked in the shadows. She watched helplessly as her old reality gave way to a new one. A scarier one. A bald, bizarre, baffling way of life. How could her body betray her like this? But despite the daunting diagnosis, Kimberly faced her fears with colorful costumes, wild wigs, and a sprinkle of sass. With every tear she shed, eyelash she lost, and meltdown she endured, Kimberly realized that a little darkness doesn’t have to dampen your spirit. Because cancer isn’t funny – but a touch of tumor humor might be the perfect prescription.

Dear Diary Does This Cancer Make My Ass Look Fat

Dear Diary, Cancer’s Back, Gimme Snacks Amazon

Dear Diary Cancers Back Gimme Snacks

Have you ever gotten a second chance? A second chance at love? At taking your driver’s license test after you failed it? At making dinner for your Tinder date after you burned it? (The key is to order takeout, then stealthily hide the bags, and tell the delivery driver that no, you don’t need napkins or utensils.) What about a second chance at reliving the scariest experience of your life? In 2018, Kimberly was sure that she’d left cancer and chemo in the rearview mirror, but then BAM! Tumor Time 2.0. Were things supposed to be easier the second time around? Or would the journey feel exponentially harder and more depressing, returning to the scene of Trauma 1.0 just one year later? Armed with her old wigs, new costumes, and a pocketful of anxiety, Kimberly jumped headfirst into the second “worst year of her life” and nibbled her way through treatments, surgeries, and an undisclosed amount of Girl Scout cookies. Pull up a chair, grab some popcorn, and join her as she shares the ups, downs, hilarity, and horror…but not her snacks.

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