About Me

I'm a complex gal. But rather than drone on about myself, I'll let you draw your own conclusions based on my typical weekly behaviors.

  • 16
    Flavored Lattes
  • 03
    Bottles of Sriracha
  • 28
    Times Vaccuumed
  • 79
    Times Checked Facebook
  • 514
    Minutes Cuddling With Cats

Vital Stats

Hometown: Boston.
Education: Emerson College. (B.A. in Visual & Media Arts)
More education: UCLA Extension. (Certificate in Marketing w/ Focus in Social Media)
Sign: Virgo.
Footwear: Chuck Taylors. Low top. Black or purple.
Hobbies: Collecting magnets & quoting Ghostbusters.
Favorite pastime: Laughing uncontrollably.
Only redeeming quality: Awesome last name.
Biggest disappointment: Watching the decline of Blockbuster.
Been meaning to: Learn how to cook. For 10 years

My Skills

  1. Running 28%
  2. Rhyming 37%
  3. Whiskey 45%
  4. Telling Bad Jokes 64%