About Me

I'm a complex gal. But rather than drone on about myself, I'll let you draw your own conclusions based on my typical weekly behaviors.

  • 16
    Flavored Lattes
  • 03
    Bottles of Sriracha
  • 28
    Times Vaccuumed
  • 79
    Times Checked Facebook
  • 514
    Minutes Cuddling With Cats

Vital Stats


Hometown: Boston.
Education: Emerson College. (B.A. in Visual & Media Arts)
More education: UCLA Extension. (Marketing Certificate)
Sign: Virgo.
Footwear: Chuck Taylors. Low top. Black.
Obsessed with: The Simpsons. (Homer, not O.J.)
Vices: Necklace shopping & '80s movies.
Goal: Learn how to use an oven.
Dislikes: High heels & pencils.
Energy level: Highly caffeinated.
Favorite snack: Chili paste.

My Skills

  1. Puns 28%
  2. Poetry 37%
  3. Jokes 45%
  4. Math 64%