About Me

I’m a complex gal with simple habits - but you can judge for yourself based on my weekly vices.

  • 14
    Fancy Lattes
  • 99
    Reps Blasted
  • 28
    Times Vacuumed
  • 21
    Hours Cuddled
  • 5
    Series Binged

Vital Stats

Hometown: Boston.
Education: Emerson College. (B.A. in Visual & Media Arts)
More education: UCLA Extension. (Marketing Certificate)
Sign: Virgo.
Footwear: Converse low tops.
Tunes: Hair metal.
Nemesis: High heels.
Energy level: Highly caffeinated.
Volume: Deafening.
Favorite snack: Pickles.
Allergic to: Mediocrity.

My Skills

  1. Rhyming 28%
  2. Puns 37%
  3. Tetris 45%
  4. Cleaning 64%